Would Tony Stewart Lie?

As far as I know, Tony Stewart isn't a suspect in any unsolved federal crimes. But he will be taking a real live polygraph test on Oct. 20.

Yep, beginning Sept. 28, fans can submit and vote on the questions that ol' Smoke will be asked--and forced to answer. Stewart will tell the truth (or not) during a live webcast on Oct. 20. For more info., head on over to Burger King Racing.

I don't know about you, but I can think of a few questions I'd like Tony to answer when he's hooked up to that lie detector. Such as:

Has Stewart-Haas secretly cut a deal with Danica Patrick?

Did you go to charm school during the off-season?

How much money do you make each year?

Do you really wear Old Spice?

And for your viewing pleasure, here's a video of the behind-the-scenes shenanigans that went on when Stewart, Carrot Top and Erik Estrada filmed that BK commercial we told you about last week.