When NASCAR announced that it was creating a new
integrated marketing communications department, my heart gave a little leap.
And when I heard there would be openings in the realm of social media, my heart beat even faster.
So without letting any grass grow, I added social media experience to my resume, uploaded my info. on the NASCAR employment site and settled in to wait.
I've heard it will take a while for NASCAR to fill these new positions, but I admit I'm getting antsy. You see, when it's a dream you're chasing, waiting just isn't good enough.
Can you blame me for not giving up without a fight? Did Dale Earnhardt give up on winning the Daytona 500? Did
Alan Kulwicki give up on his 1992 championship? Did Chad Knaus give up on the No. 48 pit crew? (Okay, so maybe the latter isn't the best analogy).
So in lieu of reciting a laundry list of career history and accomplishments, I give you a few more reasons why the folks at NASCAR should offer me a job. If you agree - please comment, tweet or like on Facebook to your heart's content.
After all, sometimes dreams need a little help to come true.
The Top 10 Reasons Why NASCAR Should Hire Me
10. I love the smell of exhaust in the morning.
9. Even
Monte Dutton likes me.
8. I can tweet, blog and Photoshop with the best of 'em. Plus, I'm crazy good at
NASCAR math.
7. The closest I've come to a criminal offense? Crashing driver intros at Atlanta Motor Speedway.
6. Every office needs another redhead.
5. I once shared the stage with "The Godfather of Soul" James Brown. (This doesn't have anything to do with NASCAR - it just makes me sound cooler).
4. My favorite colors are Lowe's Blue, Amp Green and Office Depot Red.
3. I hail from a long line of rum runners - which is practically the same as moonshine.
2. You'll never catch me giving the
"one-finger salute" on national television
1. I've written nearly 500 blog posts and articles promoting the sport I love, and I haven't made a dime. Imagine what I could do if I were actually on the payroll?